//Independent Jaques Portsman RP account//

spiritflowerofkurain:

prosecutorportsman:

I’m not crossdressing!
This is merely an unfortunate, temporary effect beyond my control. -Clears her throat.- And why that pet name, of all possible ones? 

Because, the way you dress makes you look like a flamboyant male Fairie of course!

 

So they’re real are they?
Let’s find out~

[LE ONE SECOND GROPE]

YUP!
They’re real alright!

-I dress like an athlete. You’re just saying that because I dress in pink, which is a perfectly manly color! Wh—?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! - The prosecutor quickly covered her chest, crossing her arms over it.- OF COURSE THEY ARE! - she almost got a nervous tic. 

-I told you I’m not crossdressing, this was one of those anon-garbage thing everyone keeps talking about!-