I’m not crossdressing! This is merely an unfortunate, temporary effect beyond my control. -Clears her throat.- And why that pet name, of all possible ones?
Because, the way you dress makes you look like a flamboyant male Fairie of course!
So they’re real are they? Let’s find out~
[LE ONE SECOND GROPE]
YUP! They’re real alright!
-I dress like an athlete. You’re just saying that because I dress in pink, which is a perfectly manly color! Wh—?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! - The prosecutor quickly covered her chest, crossing her arms over it.- OF COURSE THEY ARE! - she almost got a nervous tic.
-I told you I’m not crossdressing, this was one of those anon-garbage thing everyone keeps talking about!-
“Even in the depths of night, when no other bird dares to take flight, one alone soars to shine the light of righteousness on the world’s blight! And that one is me! For I am the Great Thief, Yatagarasu!”
The truth, huh?… Well, that is a wonderful little poem you got there, very well composed. I can’t help but notice how unusual your attire is.