May 2012
39 posts
((Portsmaaan por qué le tocas el trasero a Ron!!))
the-evilclown:
((¿Por qué no? Es un atlético trasero (?)))
(No one has to know that happened)
J I M ! ! !
Well, this is, um...
spiritflowerofkurain:
prosecutorportsman:
I’m not crossdressing! This is merely an unfortunate, temporary effect beyond my control. -Clears her throat.- And why that pet name, of all possible ones?
Because, the way you dress makes you look like a flamboyant male Fairie of course!
So they’re real are they? Let’s find out~
[LE ONE SECOND GROPE]
YUP! They’re real alright!
-I dress...
Anonymous asked: You're always flashing your chest :V. It's kind of uncomfortable, but you can do it now, I won't mind.
Anonymous asked: I bet you won't show off your nipples now :V
Well, this is, um...
spiritflowerofkurain:
prosecutorportsman:
Unusual.
Wow! I didn’t think you were into cross-dressing Mr.Fairie!
I’m not crossdressing! This is merely an unfortunate, temporary effect beyond my control. -Clears her throat.- And why that pet name, of all possible ones?
Well, this is, um...
Unusual.
spiritflowerofkurain replied to your post: *Poof!* For the next hour you will be a woman *le feminine poof!*
[[Are you sure you kjnow who took portsman’s anon virginity? >8V]]
//I think I do NOW 8I
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Anonymous asked: *Poof!* For the next hour you will be a woman *le feminine poof!*
//omg sorry LOL I got absorbed in drawing this image xDDD
prosecutorportsman started following you
regent-tiger:
Do not worry, human. I will not harm you……
-Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Y-you clearly talked. Marvelous…!-
…
-Let me guess. It’s one of these weird anonymous people everyone seems to know about.-
prosecutorportsman started following you
regent-tiger:
prosecutorportsman:
*Faints*
-The tiger walks over to the unconscious man on the ground and prods him with a paw hoping to wake him up-
The prosecutor gradually woke up from fainting, just to the sight of the same beast that caused him to.
-…!!- As quick as possible, he crawls away from the animal. -What is a tiger even doing here?!-
Alright, I’ve called animal control— and Jim. There should be nothing to worry about. -Presumably safe atop the vending machine-
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prosecutorportsman started following you
regent-tiger:
prosecutorportsman:
W-Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
I didn’t start following you. Get out, Get out!
*grrrrraaaaww!*
*Faints*
prosecutorportsman started following you
regent-tiger:
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W-Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
I didn’t start following you. Get out, Get out!
Anonymous asked: *Throws a pokeball at you*
second-great-yatagarasu:
“Bringing the truth to light!”
“Even in the depths of night, when no other bird dares to take flight, one alone soars to shine the light of righteousness on the world’s blight! And that one is me! For I am the Great Thief, Yatagarasu!”
The truth, huh?… Well, that is a wonderful little poem you got there, very well composed. I can’t help but notice how...
second-great-yatagarasu:
“I’m the second Yatagarasu.”
-Oh, hehe. You did say that.-
And what, if I may ask, is it that a “Yatagarasu” dedicates to?
Ahora te sigue prosecutorportsman
naitou-manosuke:
They sent me to prison.
I’m sure they were only doing their job. It is a bit unfortunate that your clashed with theirs.
second-great-yatagarasu:
“I’m the second Yatagarasu; Kay Faraday!”
Th-The whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! (Are you kidding me?)
Don’t be ridiculous! The Yatagarasu disappeared like seven years ago.
Ahora te sigue prosecutorportsman
naitou-manosuke:
I hate cops, prosecutors, detectives….. All that has to do with the police.
Hmph. Hating is a bit too easy, don’t you think? And why would a bodyguard hold such a grudge against the athletic body of justice?
itrainsinmyheart:
The cat blinked and turned backwards so the other could rub his tummy.
-Nya? No, no…I’m not a cat in reallity…I’m a human being, it’s just that some magic anon turned me into a cat…my name is Phoenix Wright. I’m a lawyer~
-Ph-Phoenix Wright?! - He almost drops the cat…or person in surprise. - You’re that lawyer who… - He had better not talk about specific...
Ahora te sigue prosecutorportsman
naitou-manosuke:
No, I will not work in the police department. Never.
Woah… I wasn’t expecting that kind of answer. It’s everyone’s dream to have a spot at the precinct.
Is there any particular reason why you just wouldn’t?
second-great-yatagarasu:
prosecutorportsman:
second-great-yatagarasu:
prosecutorportsman
“Thanks!”
Anytime~
“…So you’re a prosecutor? Do you know Mr Edgeworth?”
That’s right! I work at the same building as Mr. Legendary Prosecutor. I can’t say I really know him, though. We’ve never really talked.
How about you, miss?
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itrainsinmyheart:
The lawyer curls up between his arms. -It feels comfortable here…meow…-he purred, licking the prosecutor’s gloves and twitching his own ears.
-Nonononono! No licking! That feels kinda funny. - He removed his hand from the cat’s reach and pet behind his ears. -So… Shouldn’t you be on a circus or something?-
snackooqueen replied to your post: -Frantically calls animal control-
//okay that gave me a good laugh. thank you dude xD
// xD
second-great-yatagarasu:
prosecutorportsman
“Thanks!”
Anytime~
prosecutorportsman is following you
itrainsinmyheart:
prosecutorportsman:
itrainsinmyheart:
The cat stares at the prosecutor.
-Thanks for following my blog, meow~
Y-Y-Y-You can talk!
or type (?) xD
-Uhm…yes, I can, nyan~
Now…ah…uhm…could you please pick me up, purr~?
(I’m not a smoker, drinker or pothead; why am I seeing these things?)
-Alright, I suppose that couldn’t hurt. I’m more of...
Ahora te sigue prosecutorportsman
naitou-manosuke:
I’m Manosuke Naitou, bodyguard.
Nice to meet you.
The pleasure is mine, good sir. The name’s Jacques Portsman, Prosecutor.
Every considered joining the police department?
-Frantically calls animal control-
prosecutorportsman is following you
itrainsinmyheart:
The cat stares at the prosecutor.
-Thanks for following my blog, meow~
Y-Y-Y-You can talk!
or type (?) xD
Anonymous asked: Think Fast! *Throws Water Balloon*
Anonymous asked: *yawn* You're very boring Jacques.
Anonymous asked: Hello Mr. Meaty! 8V
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