April 2012
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Apr 28th
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Anonymous asked: What color are your nipples?
Apr 28th
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solluxuallyfrustrated asked: Can I see you in red again? I think it looks nice on you
Apr 28th
Anonymous asked: Are your nipples in just as good of shape as you are?
Apr 28th
Reblog if you will answer anything an anon asks in...
//Gimme dat, bitch! xD One day, Portsman will have asks -glittering eyes- 
Apr 28th
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prosecutor-smiles: I’m afraid you will have to get used to seeing me like this, Mr. Portsman! I don’t think I do anything special to maintain my good mood. But I do walk my dog on a near daily basis, if that counts…? Well, I dare say, Mr. Edgeworth!    That’s the spirit! 
Apr 28th
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prosecutor-smiles: prosecutorportsman replied to your post: -Accidentally hits Edgeworth’s office door with his basketball.- //For the purpose of mandatory way to greet Edgeworths with Portsman, yess! xD// Ouh! I’m sorry, Mr. Edgeworth. Jim here missed the hoop, it seems. It won’t happen again!. Ah, it was no trouble, Mr. Portsman! I just thought there might have been someone  at the door.  ...
Apr 28th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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richiewellington: …………………………………… Inaccurate
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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spiritflowerofkurain: Apparently it’s possible. It’s called a hyper metabolism. Sometimes it can be more of a curse than a blessing. Well, what do you know? That doesn’t sound very healthy, or affordable. But you look fine, in my opinion. A little exercising wouldn’t hurt, though. 
Apr 17th
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Anonymous asked: You and Cammy would make a wonderful couple
Apr 17th
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spiritflowerofkurain: I’m telling you the truth. Fast metabolisms run in my family. I could eat five burgers wihtout gaining a single pound. Five?! Is that even humanly possible? You’re almost in the bones. 
Apr 17th
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spiritflowerofkurain: I take perfectly good care of my body. I get plenty of physical activity in a day… I just… Have an incredibly fast metabolism is all… “Fast metabolism?”   I’ve gotten that excuse from people who stuff up in burgers and junk food after they exit the gym. Are you sure you’re not one of those?
Apr 17th
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spiritflowerofkurain: [The medium giggles to herself as the man just increases the flamboyant air about himself.] Well it certainly wasn’t the headband, or the medal around your neck, or the light weight sports jacket, or the style of shirt you’re wearing… Well, it certainly wasn’t the moccasins or the formal pants either, now, were they? I must me by hard-working in training...
Apr 17th
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Anonymous asked: You are flamboyantly homosexual!
Apr 17th
spiritflowerofkurain: Actually it’s more just sitting under ice cold waterfalls in the middle of winter. I take it you’re into sports then Mr.Fairie? F-F-FAIRY?! Tsch! Completely ignoring the irrational accussation. Yes, I am a fan of sports. I watch them and practice them myself. What gave it away? -He asks with a somewhat sarcastic tone- 
Apr 17th
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spiritflowerofkurain: The name’s Maya Fey. I’m a spirit medium in training! I’m also Mr. Phoenix Wright’s assistant! Spirit Medium, huh? That sounds interesting, to say the least  (What do they feed kids these days?) And in training? I don’t suppose they have you doing some healthy push-ups at your academy.  
Apr 17th
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spiritflowerofkurain: I’m so sorry, it’s just that your style is so perfectly flamboyant~! It caught me off guard! I can say the same thing about you, Miss. You’re not from around, are you? What’s your name? Prosecutor Portsman at your service.  
Apr 17th
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spiritflowerofkurain: prosecutorportsman started following you [Was this guy from the 80’s? I mean really… ] May I know what’s tickling your funny bone?
Apr 17th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Ahora te sigue prosecutorportsman
edgeworth-prosecutor: *Suspira* Esta bien, Sr. Portsman…. *Pone su mano para estrecharla* ¡Excelso! Un gusto ser su nuevo vecino de oficina, Señor Edgeworth. ¡Ni siquiera notará mi presencia! 
Apr 6th
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Ahora te sigue prosecutorportsman
edgeworth-prosecutor: El mismo…. Pero no puede pasar el resto de su vida llamándome ”Aquel fiscal de la oficina 1202” Mi nombre es “Miles Edgeworth”. ¡¿Pero dónde están mis modales?! Si usted es como dice, Miles Edgewort, ¡la leyenda! Mi nombre es Jacques Portsman, dudo que ya me conozcas. ¿Qué tal un apretón de manos para sellar el trato?
Apr 6th
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Ahora te sigue prosecutorportsman
edgeworth-prosecutor: Mmmm… Un gusto. Hmph…. Usted debe ser aquel fiscal en la oficina 1202, ¿no es así?
Apr 6th
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mattengarde: prosecutorportsman: ……
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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prosecutor-smiles started following you
prosecutor-smiles: prosecutorportsman: ……………….. … … Is something wrong with your face, Mr. Edgeworth? … Good day to you too, Mr. Portsman.
Apr 5th
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//Portsman’s all “AAAAAWWWWWWWHHH YEAHHHH BABYYYYYEEEH!! About the match and Jim’s like saying no with arm motions
Apr 5th
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//Drawing Matt —> Afraid I’m drawing him too gay. Drawing Portsman-> Afraid I’m drawing him too manly. 
Apr 5th
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detectivedickgumshoe asked: Hope you and Detective Faith are ready for our big match tomorrow, sir! You and Detective Faith versus Me and Mr. Edgeworth. I don't mean to brag, sir, but we are totally gonna kick your butt!
Apr 5th
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perfectionismatitsmostperfect, attorney-klavier...
Glad to meet you all. Please let me know if I can be of assistance. 
Apr 5th